Psst. Hey buddy, wanna buy a corpse?

Those automated ads on Examiner (and lots of other places) sure do come up with some bizarre things they think people are in the market for.

Here's the ad that was there while I was checking my Examiner column for new comments.

As if that isn't something I could manufacture for myself if I needed one bad enough. Or, maybe it's an ad for a psychic who "helps" the cops find missing people. Or, perhaps they provide freshly-unburied cadavers for home dissection (or re-animation experiments).

It's almost enough to make me click on the stupid ad. But not quite.