I'm libertarian.
According to characterizations I have been subjected to, this means I must be a young, old rich white "bleeding heart liberal", knuckle-dragging Neanderthal "conservative" male who is idealistic, Utopian, Dystopian, pessimistic, too trusting and paranoid, and so poor I am reduced to living in my mom's basement.
Even though my parents have no basement (I do have a cellar at my house, though. Tornadoes and such. But it's not for living in.)
At least, that is how statists see it. Statists are crazy.
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