Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Libertarian Troll Bingo






















I found this over at Adventures In Frickintardistan, so I thought I'd play. I didn't get a "Bingo", though. Maybe I need to embrace more of the non-libertarian ideas it portrays so I can win! Nah, I keep forgetting, I am a hooligan libertarian and an anarchist!

Disclaimer: I really can't rightly claim to "get" the free space. I am male, and probably mostly "white" (to the racists), but I'm not young and I have no haircut at all.

Added: Here's what we came up with.


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7 comments:

  1. Hey Kent! We should make our own Statist Troll Bingo!

    Here are some ideas:

    * Direct democracy will save us all!
    * Some wars are justified. Really! I swear!
    * "Without police/law, people would just pillage and kill each other!"
    * "If you don't vote, you can't complain"
    * "If there was no military, you'd speak German right now"
    * "Without government helping them, the poor would just die in the streets"

    Any more ideas?

    I could post on my board and get more ideas. Would you post the final card on your blog? ;)

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  2. How about your own: "Who would build the roads?"

    *"You don't really want your neighbor to own a NUKE, do you?"

    *"Rights must be subject to reasonable limitations."

    *"If you don't like the government, move to Russia."

    *"If you don't like the rules, work within the system to change them."

    *"God has placed our 'leaders' over us."

    *"Border security must keep out the terrorists/Mexicans/undesirables."

    *"support our troops"

    It's an endless list, really. And those are just the quotes, not the traits that ones runs into on a daily basis.

    Send me your completed board. As long as the language passes my censor (me), I'll post it.

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  3. These are great suggestions. I'll add them to the list and post it on my board. I'll get more suggestions and then make a board and post it on my blog.

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  4. BTW, I didn't get a bingo either, although I almost got one on the last horizontal line.

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  5. Okay, here is my board:
    http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h210/HellboundAlleee/statistbingo2.gif
    What do you think?

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  6. What is the last "S" in TANSTAAFS?

    Looks good... could you do it in a different font that is easier to read?

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  7. There ain't no such thing as a free square

    Not sure about the font, do you mean a serif font?

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