A public figure (I don't remember which one, nor does it matter) was being praised for speaking the truth. Someone who imagined himself to be clever asked that tiresome post-modernist question:
“What is truth?”
I responded:
“That which agrees with reality.
If you don’t know what reality is, can I have your stuff when you’re dead?”
Then some other clown came back with "Which reality?" I said, "See above".
It's so edgy to pretend to not understand there is reality and there is everything else. But if you act on that fashionable belief in every moment, you're not going to survive. That's reality!
May I request your support?