I mean Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated; the original DEI.
Both kinds of DEI are supposedly evil, but Doofenshmirtz fails to be truly evil. At least he isn't associated with any governmental goons. Quite unlike corporate "DEI" pushers. And I think he could be reasoned out of his mission. If his opposition had any good arguments on their side-- and presented them.
His archnemesis, Perry the Platypus, is the real villain. He works directly for the Military Industrial Complex.
The world would be a better place if corporate/governmental DEI were replaced with Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. Replacing the real harm of "DEI" with fake "evil" would be an improvement. The less of the dishonest kind of "equity", the better. The less "diversity" and "inclusion" for the sake of diversity and inclusion, when it makes no actual sense at all, the better.
I'd take Doofenshmirtz over any bureaucrat or politician any day. After all, if he can be thwarted by a platypus, I'm not going to worry much about his "evil" schemes.
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