Feel free to ignore the LP plug on the bottom; it doesn't change the truth of the rest.
So, imagine you were in a relationship with someone and they gave you this note.
Imagine it was an arranged "marriage" set up long before you were born, by superstitious ancestors.
What if the "partner" also refused to abide by the conditions that were put on them at the time this arranged "marriage" was written up?
Would you feel obligated to abide by these rules?
Would you love the one who imposed these conditions on you?
How could anyone see this as anything other than maximum creepiness?
