A friend sent me his acronym (or, more accurately, a "backronym") for the word "cop". Finding fun and painfully truthful "backronyms" is a game I sometimes like to play, so how about we see what we can come up with.
His suggestion was "Consistently Oppressing People".
The one that immediately came to my mind was "Cowardly Overweight Perverts".
"Count On Penetration" might be a good one for the rapists of the Deming, NM police department.
So, what can you think of?
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