A friend sent me his acronym (or, more accurately, a "backronym") for the word "cop". Finding fun and painfully truthful "backronyms" is a game I sometimes like to play, so how about we see what we can come up with.
His suggestion was "Consistently Oppressing People".
The one that immediately came to my mind was "Cowardly Overweight Perverts".
"Count On Penetration" might be a good one for the rapists of the Deming, NM police department.
So, what can you think of?
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Creepy Outrageous Praetorians
ReplyDeleteCaesar's Own Psychopaths
ReplyDeleteCoercive Opportunistic Predators
ReplyDeleteCowards On Patrol, Canniballistic Overweight Pussies, Can Off People(And Get Away With It)...
ReplyDeleteCoercing and Oppressing People into Slavery
ReplyDeleteCops Oppress People Savagely
ReplyDeleteCorrupt, Officious & Predacious Scum
ReplyDeleteConspiring Ominpresent Provoking Suborner
ReplyDeleteCollective Of Phony Servants
ReplyDeleteCutthroat Phalanx of Omophagist Slavers
ReplyDeleteopps, my bad, last one should be "Cutthroat Omophagist Phalanx of Slavers"
ReplyDeletecocksucking oppressive pigfucking slobs
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