Just so you know, when I become a "celebritarian" I will use my fame to obtain sexual favors from willing women. I warn you of my intention now so as to avert any scandals later.
Plus, I've admitted in the past that I'm here for the groupies (they do seem to be sorely lacking so far).
However, there will be no contracts. No possessiveness or jealousy. No threats. No gaslighting or browbeating. I only want totally willing and enthusiastic participants.
I expect things to heat up any time now. Any time...
Hello? Bueller? Anyone? Oh well.