Maybe that's because I never went to kindergarten.
But, really, from The Twilight Zone I learned important things such as always have spare glasses.
And: Don't panic- the situation may not be what you believe.
Plus: Fitting in may not be the best thing.
Or: You may be the monster.
And, I also learned many of the characters made their own trouble by looking at things the wrong way. In one episode a guy has made a deal with the Devil to be immortal- and ends up facing life in prison. So he uses the "escape clause" to have a heart attack and die. That was completely pointless. He wanted life and excitement, and there was a perfect opportunity. Why not use his immortality to seek adventure in escape attempts and planning? I know, because that ruined the irony of the situation for "entertainment purposes". But, really...
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