Now that you've had a few days to have "fun with COPS", pointing out what they have become, let's shame them by playing the same "backronym" game with what they should be, instead.
I'll admit this is much harder for me, since the only thing I think cops should be is something other than cops, or unemployed.
Still, I'll start this so you can see what I mean.
"Civilized Old Protector"
"Consistent On Principles"
"Caring Over Policing"
Can you do the same awesome job with this, more difficult, idea as you did with the original?
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