Local government pinheads have come up with a new idea: prohibiting "wireless communication devices" in the school zone.
I guess this means books are "illegal" in school now.  Along with voices and minds.  And even the silly sign which announces the prohibition.  Anything that communicates without using a wired connection to that with which it is communicating.  Right?
Of course I realize the governmentally-damaged morons intend it to mean cell phones and that sort of thing.  Just like the ones I see the local cops talking and texting on (daily!), and even worse- with his nose in his cop computer, while driving through this school zone.  (I really need to make a video of these cops doing so, and post it one of these days.)
I happen to live in this particular school zone.  Does this mean any "wireless communication device" in my house is also now "illegal"?  Good luck enforcing that against me.