"Drunk driving" public service ads

You know those stupid draconian "Drunk driving" ads? They crop up everywhere, and the billboards I drive past make me want to grab a can of red spray paint and practice painting circles and "X"s. The TV ads just make me change channels. I don't like people to drive drunk, but I like authoritarian evil even less.

I'd like to post my own "public service announcements" aimed at those public serpents with badges and roadblocks (and syringes):

If you violate people's rights, we WILL find you. Make no mistake,
you WILL get caught, and you WILL pay for your aggression. Violate a
right; go straight to prison. It's your choice.

I know, it isn't harsh enough. Still it would make me feel better.