BATFE=Barbaric Anti-Truth and -Freedom Extremists
CIA=Cannabis Importers and Assassins
DEA= Destroying Everything American
DHS=Department of Hitlerian Schemes
FBI= Feral Brutality Instigators
IRS=Insane Revenue Stealers
TSA=Traveller-Squeezers Anonymous
USA (as opposed to "America")=Usurpers Supressing America
Laugh at them, then abolish them ALL!!